I enjoy pizza, bands, writing, and anything that includes John Green books.

  • trogdorthe-burninator:



    i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m


    why are they in a cage?

    otherwise they’ll eggscape

    (Source: tsunbeare, via lifestoofun)

  • tylenold:

    it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

    (via lifestoofun)

  • meladoodle:

    no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

    (Source: meladoodle, via lifestoofun)

  • infiltration:

    sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

    (via lifestoofun)

  • precumming:

    every show should just be on Netflix im sick of this

    (via sniffing)

  • officialwhitegirls:



    tumblr user officialwhitegirls is my favorite blog 

    isn’t that you…

    tumblr user officialwhitegirls is my favorite blog 

    (via sniffing)

  • iswearimnotnaked:

    im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

    (via sniffing)

    • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
    • bf: but im not a dad
    • gf: :)