I enjoy pizza, bands, writing, and anything that includes John Green books.

  • scarydirk:

    blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.

    (via blowglob)

  • irwinhat:

    cliffsifer:

    MICHAEL GIRLS ITS TIME TO STAND UP WE KNEW WE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE BUT DAMN DID THE GOOD GIRLS VIDEO CONFIRM EVERYTHING

    IF YOU’RE NOT ATTRACTED TO MICHAEL AFTER THIS VIDEO THEN YOU NEED HELP

    (via blowglob)

  • dannybrony:

    This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.

    When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.

    (Source: plastic-cyborg, via sniffing)

  • slomps:

    Plot twist: you’re actually hot

    (via blowglob)